The gift game

[Dr.Susse]

I give you an answer. "He asked for it so he could concentrate on studying."

 

[Dr.Susse]

I use some of his feathers to re-stuff all of my pillows.

I give you a cloud.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I use him to save the world.

I give you a hot air balloon.

[sub]Well, I guess that's a good reason to get suspended.[/sub]

 

[Bobbity]

I immediately gamble it away again.

I give you a jet ski!

Spoiler: Also...

[sub]Well, I guess that's a good reason to get suspended.[/sub]

I didn't get that either :S Was he implying something, or were the mods seeing things?

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I don't need it.

I give you a story about Mario and his evil clone.

 

[willofbob]

Hey! what did I do?

I give you a bottle of rum, a jolly roger, some cannons, 12 surly cockneys and a ship.

yaarr!

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I want my punishment...

I give you sleep.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I pass.

I give you chocolate.

 

[Alon Shechter]

I violently punch it for its disingenuous assertions.

I give you a picture worth 8999 words.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

I weigh my options.

I give you the future.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

My head explodes from the hybrid that was not meant to be.

I give you a fireworks display.