The gift game

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I don't play it.

I give you defeat music.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

I train for 25 years to become the ultimate conductor then turn the defeat music into victory music and play it while I'm at school!

I give you........King Kong! The eight wonder of the world!

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I kill him. He will feed my country for 30 years.

I give you a Dragonite.

 

[cryogeist]

....a what?

I give you Excalibur

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I give it to the next person.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

I slay a dragon with it and get laid by the princess.

I give you Meet and Greet tickets to an Avenged Sevenfold concert.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

What?

I give you Zoidberg.

 

[cryogeist]

....

i give you zoidberg

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I pass him on.

 

[cryogeist]

i kill him

I give you his corpse

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Mmm... Lobster.

I give you alien cannibalism.

 

[cryogeist]

....ok

I give you a SAW LMG

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I put it in storage.

I give you a Panzer Mk III Special.

 

[cryogeist]

...yes

I give you a karl thor

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I have no idea.

I give you alien attack.

 

[blankedboy]

I eat it.

I give you Jim Dale.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

What is this, I don't even-

I give a re-gifted seal.