The gift game

[darkapothem2000]

I visit my mother-in-law there (amirite??)

I give you a standing ovation

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I bow gracefully.

I give you BUREAUCRACY!

 

[darkapothem2000]

I accept it, but realize that I forgot to get you something in return...

So I give you an excuse

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I do not accept your bullshit and so...

I give you time in the brig.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I accept my punishment like a man. Like a very angry, violent, innocent man.

I give you the papers that would release me.

 

[darkapothem2000]

I am a very bad guy. MUAHAHAHA! And so, I burn the papers.

But I give you time off for good behavior. You may go.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Never returns*

I give you time.

 

[darkapothem2000]

Well, I'd take it, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth the effort...

I give you Harry Houdini

 

[xmbts]

*Opens box*

Huh, he escaped.

I give you my shiny new avatar.

 

[c_westerman13]

ooooh shiny! xD

i give you a pair of tickets to see 'Tallica

 

[Eumersian]

ebay, here I come.

I give you overpriced tickets to METALLICA.

 

[xmbts]

I sell them to someone else, concerts aren't my thing.

I give you half...of nothing.

 

[Queen Michael]

Yay, at least I got half!

I give you some Pop-Tarts.

 

[Viking Incognito]

I prefer french toast

I give you Thor's Hammer

 

[Queen Michael]

Wow, I got a piece of comic book merchandise!

I give you a chocolate cake. And you aren't allowed to make Portal jokes.

 

[cryogeist]

*noms*
thanks

I give you pie

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I throw it in your face.

I give you a cherry on top.