The Great Debate - Chunky vs. Smooth
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Picture this. You're in your bedroom with 3 russian supermodels. They want you to lick something off them but you're out of whipped cream from the swedish ones last night. You go to a cupboard and find the next best thing: Peanut butter. So you lather them up with it.
Now, russian women are real women. This dainty waxing shit is much more cultural in the west, and there's a bit of bush goin' down there. You make your way down licking the peanut butter off them when suddenly, you realize something is wrong. The smooth paste that made the experience is all gone, but entangled in their shorthairs remain the small chunks of betrayal. Try as you might you can't get to them without a mouthful of pubey floss. After swallowing possibly hundreds of hairs, you realize that they've all fallen asleep and you've spent the last hour and a half picking peanuts out of pubic hair with your teeth.
Anyways that's something I forsee happening to me quite a bit over the next few years, so smooth.
Now, russian women are real women. This dainty waxing shit is much more cultural in the west, and there's a bit of bush goin' down there. You make your way down licking the peanut butter off them when suddenly, you realize something is wrong. The smooth paste that made the experience is all gone, but entangled in their shorthairs remain the small chunks of betrayal. Try as you might you can't get to them without a mouthful of pubey floss. After swallowing possibly hundreds of hairs, you realize that they've all fallen asleep and you've spent the last hour and a half picking peanuts out of pubic hair with your teeth.
Anyways that's something I forsee happening to me quite a bit over the next few years, so smooth.
Mind you, our (vastly superior) Calvé smooth peanut butter is nothing like the smooth American variety, which is, basically, some sort of, well, actual butter. I tried that kind of peanut butter once and it was so so vile. Our smooth is nearly their chunky.Casual Shinji said:
But I'll pass on the actual Calvé chunky. Those big pieces of peanut get stuck between my wisdom teeth and gum and that hurts like a ************.
Chunky all the way! I'm not a big fan of peanut butter (or nuts in general) but I love the slight difference in taste between the clumps and the sludge. No chunky? Then hold the PB.
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It's kind of like asking about OJ, which I want served with as much pulp as possible. I want it so solid that you'd think the orange was "squeezed" by a single puny blow with a balsa-wood glider wing.
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It's kind of like asking about OJ, which I want served with as much pulp as possible. I want it so solid that you'd think the orange was "squeezed" by a single puny blow with a balsa-wood glider wing.
I was going to say that, at first... Then, I realized I just don't like peanut butter that's NOT covered in jelly...lax4life said:
Then again, it has been YEARS since I've had anything to do with peanut butter to begin with, so there's that...
Chunky all the way. The crunch in a PB&J sandwich elevates it a ridiculously delicious level. It's like eating dessert IMO.
Smooth is good, but chunky is simply superior.
Smooth is good, but chunky is simply superior.
