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mr mcshiznit

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ElephantGuts said:
Before you judge xbox live, please play Rainbow Six: Vegas as well as Halo 3, and note the difference. Your experience will depend almost entirely on what game you play. Since the annoying little kids with 0 intelligence are too dumb and hyperactive to play a game like RS:V, you will hear more mature teenagers and adults instead. Your ears and brain will thank you, and xbox live will thank you for not making generalizations about it based on Halo 3 of all things.
Please lets not act like Rainbow is all holy and void of idiots. Fact is All Online Games have those idots. I played Halo, Still play Rainbow and Gears of war and the comm. are more alike than they are diff. And joe be aware that Team Fortress 2 has huge lag problems on the 360.
 

the monopoly guy

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Just play with your friends, you'll avoid all the other people.
Playing with friends is much more fun then playing on your own with people you don't know.
I just bought a 360, and once I get LIVE and a game to call my very own (and a little more freetime, I haven't had enough to finish HL2:2) I'll be playing Halo 3 with my friends from school.

Also, I'm really used to the mouse and keyboard, so aiming with the contoller is a bit awkward...and sometimes I run into things...while walking.
 

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hubertw47 said:
Get ready you are about to learn 27 new profanities.
And all of them will somehow contain the word "fag" in their structure.

Oh, and as for sore losers, expect many angry/whiny messages about your 'pussy' tactics.
Take it with a grain of salt, mate.

For example, the other day I was playing CoD: WaW and playing like I usually do (I like Sniper class loadouts, with my tactics being 'snipe and go') and one guy just harassed me for the next five games, calling me a 'camper' and a 'fag' etc.

We were only on the same team once and in that game he made it his duty to kill me whenever he could, or throw poison gas in my face.

And then I had an absolute shocker of a match and two other people happened to finish above this guy (with me right down the bottom :p) and they started getting the same 'camper' treatment.

So it appears that, to some people, anyone better then them has to be 'cheating' somehow.

Just try to avoid these people and you'll be 'right.
 

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My adventures into online gaming continued today, with the day's highlight being a 5-0 win to me and the lowlight being peripherial malfunctions.

I continued my online oddessy by sticking to what I know for the time being, in FIFA 09. I'm getting better at playing online, and most of the goal I concede come fromfucking around with it at the back too much. Online it seems, is all about keping it simple.

I also attemted to 'join a party' with Fish Food Carl and Bling Cat today, but was dismayed to find that my microphone didn't seem to want to work, so most of what I could hear was confused muffles of "Geez, he's quiet, isn't he?".To cap it all off, in the middle of my mute conversation the power went out in the house, so I decided to call it a day.

Hopefully the next time I use my headset, it will actually be working and you can all hear the dulcet tones of my radio-ready harmonies.

Anyhow, what I'm lookingfor nowis somebody to intriduce me into the world of TF2. I figure going blind into a competitive environment isn't going to win me many friends, so having someone there who can explain to people my great experiment would be great.

Anyhow, if anybody feels like playing tour guide, hit me up at about 0300GMT tomorrow if at all possible.

Remember kids, JimboRK1 is there to beyour friend.
 

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If you do venture out into the intellectual wastelands known as Halo 3 or Gears of War 2, remember that you must keep your elitism pride. No matter what do not descend to their level, no matter how bad the joke, or how offensive the comment you must rise above.

Good luck and God speed you magnificent bastard (cookie for the reference).
 

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Hey Joe said:
My adventures into online gaming continued today, with the day's highlight being a 5-0 win to me and the lowlight being peripherial malfunctions.

I continued my online oddessy by sticking to what I know for the time being, in FIFA 09. I'm getting better at playing online, and most of the goal I concede come fromfucking around with it at the back too much. Online it seems, is all about keping it simple.

I also attemted to 'join a party' with Fish Food Carl and Bling Cat today, but was dismayed to find that my microphone didn't seem to want to work, so most of what I could hear was confused muffles of "Geez, he's quiet, isn't he?".To cap it all off, in the middle of my mute conversation the power went out in the house, so I decided to call it a day.

Hopefully the next time I use my headset, it will actually be working and you can all hear the dulcet tones of my radio-ready harmonies.

Anyhow, what I'm lookingfor nowis somebody to intriduce me into the world of TF2. I figure going blind into a competitive environment isn't going to win me many friends, so having someone there who can explain to people my great experiment would be great.

Anyhow, if anybody feels like playing tour guide, hit me up at about 0300GMT tomorrow if at all possible.

Remember kids, JimboRK1 is there to beyour friend.
Joe, I can probley give you a leg up. I played Team Fortress 2 like mad on the 360, despite an unholy amount of lag. So I know the game pretty well, but don't expect anyone look kindly apoun you for being a first time player. One tip I would say, if you've started playing already, make sure you mostly stick to engineer. They're a great beginners class. Watch where other other engineers their turrets, try them out, experiment elsewhere, its a good way to get comfortable with the maps.
 

QuadrAlien

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That or the Medic - it's a good way to learn the levels, following someone who knows where they're going around the map. Well, as long as you don't try and continuously heal an Engineer (as they don't generally attack much) or Spy (for reasons of you being rather a giveaway to any stealth effort). Heavies are usually the best bet for a target to heal, just do give the other team members some attention if they're wounded and you've got a moment.

Would love to give you a hand, but I'm a PC player, alas.
 

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I remember when I first started playing online, then agian, maybe I'd rather not......
well, good luck and I hope you find multiplayer as addicting as I do now.
 

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As a WoW player I spend alot of my time working with other players closely and i think the enjoyment comes from achieving as a team, however i often play CoD4 on my my friends xbox (He get's the bad rep if i fail)Which i enjoy defeating other players more than working as a team sometimes. So it comes down to what you prefer: Team efforts to win or simply beating other players, some games will appeal to one more than the other, try a few different games see what you prefer.
Oh and as for your avergae 12 year old online player, expect singing, 'your mom' insults and constant wining about their epic failures. Thank fúck for the mute option.
 

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ElephantGuts said:
Before you judge xbox live, please play Rainbow Six: Vegas as well as Halo 3, and note the difference. Your experience will depend almost entirely on what game you play. Since the annoying little kids with 0 intelligence are too dumb and hyperactive to play a game like RS:V, you will hear more mature teenagers and adults instead. Your ears and brain will thank you, and xbox live will thank you for not making generalizations about it based on Halo 3 of all things.
such as your generalization of halo 3? ironic much?
 

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mkxiii said:
ElephantGuts said:
Before you judge xbox live, please play Rainbow Six: Vegas as well as Halo 3, and note the difference. Your experience will depend almost entirely on what game you play. Since the annoying little kids with 0 intelligence are too dumb and hyperactive to play a game like RS:V, you will hear more mature teenagers and adults instead. Your ears and brain will thank you, and xbox live will thank you for not making generalizations about it based on Halo 3 of all things.
such as your generalization of halo 3? ironic much?
Not really since my generalization about Halo 3's multiplayer was well informed and made only after extensively experiencing all of what I was making the generalization about, which is what I was hoping Hey Joe would do with xbox live, as opposed to making a generalization about xbox live based on only one or a few games, such as if I decided that all of Halo 3's multiplayer was filled with annoying little kids after playing only 2 or 3 games.
 

Yog Sothoth

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xbox live gets a bad rap, more so than is deserved, IMO.... yes, there are many children who feel they have something to prove, and the best way to do it is to verbally abuse everyone they game with... but i have also met many very cool people on live. the thing to keep in mind is that it's not the job of xbox to furnish you with a built-in community of mature gamers - it's up to you to build your friend list with quality contacts and people who like to play the same way you do....

you wouldn't walk into a school yard and expect to find a mature group of good sports for a game of pick-up football, so why should you expect the same from halo or GoW? head to the official forums and start making friends there... then you can screen potential fellow gamers, and separate the obvious ass-hats from the team players...

and if you should find yourself faced with an abusive prepubescent turd, the "file complaint" button is actually quite effective... micro$oft takes all complaints seriously, and will take appropriate action from even a single incident. not enough people use the report option, but many complain of the abuses heaped upon them....

good luck, and good gaming!
 

Vampire Kitteh

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I was never bothered about bad language online. Halo 3 is the cloest to anarchy you can get
you get owned by cheats. There is no honour amongst gamers
but its the cheap tactics that really got me riled, especially a beat em up like Soul Calibur 4 repetitive cheap moves and then theres lag people take advantage so much no such thing as fair play.

It goes to prove my theory that if you give people they will be idiots.
 

Vampire Kitteh

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Having said that you will rarely meet some one who is a respectful gamer I have met some good freinds this way Its really rewarding considering all the morons you have to endure.
(that is peopel who kill you for asking a question or just been stuck) anything for a cheap win and self smugness
 

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Vampire Kitteh said:
I was never bothered about bad language online. Halo 3 is the cloest to anarchy you can get
you get owned by cheats. There is no honour amongst gamers
but its the cheap tactics that really got me riled, especially a beat em up like Soul Calibur 4 repetitive cheap moves and then theres lag people take advantage so much no such thing as fair play.

It goes to prove my theory that if you give people they will be idiots.
yes, there are many annoying and obnoxious users on live, and if you're not careful they can and will ruin your day...

but my point is that i think that subscribers should take more ownership of their online experiences and contacts... i almost never play in public games which foster such poor sports, cheaters, potty mouths and other assorted riff-raff...

if you take a little time to seek out the groups that are SERIOUSLY devoted to the games you play, you can find a rich and rewarding community that overshadows the bad apples...

left4dead is a great example: jump into a public game, and you'll find on average about 50% of the players w/ a mic even hooked up, and then only half of them will talk and make an attempt to work as a team.... if you've played the game, you know that you can't get away with that level of non-communication and have any chances of succeeding...

but, if you ask around a little, you can find many groups of players who want to experience L4D the way the developers intended, and who endeavor to organize clans, contact lists and matches to that end...

forza 2 also has a vast network of devoted teams, drivers, tuners (mechanics), painters and artists... you just need to dig a little into the community to find the good sports, and be educated enough to know what options and tools are available for dealing with and avoiding the undesirables...
 

Vampire Kitteh

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hehe Thats the first time Ibve been quoted =D

shame I dont have a 360 anymore I remember spending ages in lobby rooms just hoping to meet some good gamers.