The greatest song ever has been released

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Truly truly atrocious.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

I never wanted to commit suicide til I heard that, Friday was bad, like really bad, but this one was...was....FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the urge to go into the other room and kill my best friend, so when he gets to heaven he gets to say he lived a full life without ever hearing this.

Its to late for me, but the others...still hope....

But what if he goes to hell? And that song is playing...over...and over...and over...

I doubt he is going to hell, nicest guy I have ever met. Thats why he must be saved!!!

*Runs into other room with katana*

Make sure it's hella sharp so it's a one hitter quitter! Don't let him suffer!

I have a real one, cuts strait through. Got his head off in one swing. But there are others in the building who may not have heard the music yet!!! I must save as many as I can!!!

*Runs off screaming*

I would join your cause but I have no weapons

 

[The Real Sandman]

Teenagers...

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A sea of teenagers...

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All writing and singing songs of inane puerile minutia...

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All receiving large quantities of undeserved praise and capital...

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All artistic vision...

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All natural and sublime talent...

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Slowly disappearing into the darkness of obscurity...

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In a world that celebrates and romanticizes utter mediocrity...

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It is the world we live in...

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It is the world I cannot accept...

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It is the world that needs...

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Spoiler: to be saved.

 

[infohippie]

Oh my God, that song has, like, totally changed my life! I feel so much better after watching that! Well, I feel better now that I've stopped watching it, anyway.

 

[noxymoron19]

This is the troll 2 of music.

 

[GotMalkAvian]

Holy shit... I've seen threads on this song for a few days, and I thought "There's no way this song could be as bad as everyone's making it out to be." Well, I was very, very wrong.

How the fuck do you manage to be off-key with autotune?!?!?

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I don't know what's the worst bit... her screechy chalk on blackboard voice, the hilariously appalling lyrics, the complete lack of melody, the pathetic rapping or the autotune abuse.

 

[Dango]

I had to listen to good music after that to cancel that song out...

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Boston video

Careful there, someone from Glee might see that and cover it.

 

[Eldarion]

I never wanted to commit suicide til I heard that, Friday was bad, like really bad, but this one was...was....FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the urge to go into the other room and kill my best friend, so when he gets to heaven he gets to say he lived a full life without ever hearing this.

Its to late for me, but the others...still hope....

But what if he goes to hell? And that song is playing...over...and over...and over...

I doubt he is going to hell, nicest guy I have ever met. Thats why he must be saved!!!

*Runs into other room with katana*

I've done all I can, I can go no further......must die with honor.

*Stabs self*
Make sure it's hella sharp so it's a one hitter quitter! Don't let him suffer!

I have a real one, cuts strait through. Got his head off in one swing. But there are others in the building who may not have heard the music yet!!! I must save as many as I can!!!

*Runs off screaming*

I would join your cause but I have no weapons

I got as many as I could......I....I just hope I got to them in time....

Must die with honor!!!

*Stabs self.*

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards'



Eat your heart out, Bob Dylan

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I never wanted to commit suicide til I heard that, Friday was bad, like really bad, but this one was...was....FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the urge to go into the other room and kill my best friend, so when he gets to heaven he gets to say he lived a full life without ever hearing this.

Its to late for me, but the others...still hope....

For making me laugh so damn hard. Thanks a bunch!

 

[The Real Sandman]

Boston video

Careful there, someone from Glee might see that and cover it.

 

[Eldarion]

For making me laugh so damn hard. Thanks a bunch!

Invader Zim cookie, yay. Made my day. Thanks.

 

[ENKC]

Actually, this thread has been made. And ironically under something like "The worst song ever has been released".

This is a prime example of the internet at work. Someone no-one had ever heard of a week ago is suddenly everyone's favourite meme.

 

[automatron]

You think this is good?
Imagine waking up to it.
My Head of house decided to play it over the loudspeaker this morning.
BEST MORNING EVER!!!

 

[Smagmuck_]

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It's about coffee...

 

[triggrhappy94]

i clicked on the thread, noticed it didn't have anything to do with My Chemical Romance or Modest Mouse, then scrolled through the comments to see how many people disagree

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

For making me laugh so damn hard. Thanks a bunch!

Invader Zim cookie, yay. Made my day. Thanks.

Not a problem! Pleased to share the happiness. Now, if you'll excuse me, I lost count at 893,547 Q-Tips stuffed into my ears and need to start the count again.

 

[sir.rutthed]

Guys, we're lucky to be alive in a time like this when teens are finally able to express all their wisdom and life experience with the rest of the world. Surely someone who knows better than all of us should be given piles of money in which to swim. On that note, I have another masterful tune to share, one that I think will enlighten all my brother and sister Escapists: