The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For "You should have stolen it!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For suggesting a preposterous idea.

 

[Ren3004]

For not being preposterous.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For the Eggman Empire!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting people comb your hair!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For staring at a light-bulb all day long!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting yourself under a blacklight to highlight all your imperfections!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, no imperfections to highlight here."

 

[Ren3004]

For being perfect.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not letting me stroke your hair!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to stroke his hair!

 

[Ren3004]

For not stroking my hair.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting spikes in your pupils.

 

[Ren3004]

For learning that the hard way.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Neon
For disliking it when people impale your pupils!
@Ren
For being a ninja.

 

[Neonbob]

...for loving the activity of defenestration far too much.

 

[Neonbob]

...for messing up the definition!
[sup]Nope.
Throwing someone out a window. [/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for nearly derailing my review.