The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Desert Warrior]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!

 

[Neonbob]

...for speaking in his name!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For being a friend of mine that goes back a long time ago!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being jealous of the awesomeness that is contained within a vessel.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not freshening the air around you!

 

[Neonbob]

...for using too much cordite!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For being Purple!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling my mother a hooker of men!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so late to my dance!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I'd wear rags like that!

 

[reg42]

For laughing in the face of all his effort!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing he laughs at everybody who he's about to smash in the face with a really big hammer!