The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Desert Warrior]

For not pimp slapping Rex Dark enough!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting one needs a body to be pimp slapped!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For being a Bodiless-Cross dressing-Alien-Homosexual-Demon-Furry!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting about the God-part!

 

[Desert Warrior]

FOR NOT KNOWING IM THE GOD OF TIME,SPACE AND REALITY AS YOU KNOW IT BETCH!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking there is such a thing as time, space and reality to me.
[sup]Don't bother me with those lesser elements! They are non-existant when I'm around.[/sup]

 

[Desert Warrior]

For " WAAAAAAAHHHHH THE BAD MAN IS TOUCHING ME IN A BAD PLACE! I NEED PARA,SASS,VAUDE,BOB,RAM AND GOAT!!!"
Damn clowns alien satan from outer space!!!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For thinking i was resisting until i knew it was guy then i was like "HALP!"
*Burns your hands off*

 

[Desert Warrior]

For "HELL NO!"
*Burns off your genitals*

 

[Desert Warrior]

For "Pararaptor its not you its me...I cannot commit to a serious relationship because I'm married to Vaude...And underage the age of 16"

 

[Desert Warrior]

For "Here Para"
*Gives Furburt to Para as his Own Raep Doll*

 

[Desert Warrior]

For "It comes with the Burnt-Genital-Disablebled-Plessure-Mode."

 

[Desert Warrior]

For Okay.
*Presses the button on furburt's head for para*