The Guy above me is a troll because...

[reg42]

For accepting help!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being of any help!

 

[reg42]

For ruining the little junkies dreams!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking one can get high without a body!

 

[reg42]

For thinking you can't get high... OFF LIFE!

 

[Neonbob]

..for abusing control over water!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For giving him a bottle of water to control.

 

[reg42]

For wanting my bottle!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I want your bottle!
[sup]I don't even like water!
Not for drinking at least...[/sup]

 

[reg42]

For being in denial!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sleeping in my bed while I had to go fix a car!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For fixing said car with a sledgehammer!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting me get close enough to lick you!

 

[reg42]

For giving me a cunning plan...

 

[Neonbob]

...for not going through with it immediately!
*licks*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For licking!

 

[reg42]

For not licking!