The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the taste of the "E"!

 

[Ren3004]

For complaining about my effective business strategy.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that message was for you.
[sup]It was for Furburt.
And I wasn't complaining.$
I was praising![/sup]

 

[reg42]

For sending mixed signals!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being unable to unmix the signals!

 

[reg42]

For using a signal mixer to destroy all my efforts!

 

[Ren3004]

For not destroying the signal mixer.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I need something like a signal mixer!
[sup]I create the signals in their mixed form! That way they use less bandwidth.[/sup]

 

[reg42]

For being a sneaky snake!

 

[Ren3004]

For being an obvious platypus.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a former tree!

 

[reg42]

For cutting down said tree!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing it were the ninjas who were hiding in said tree who cut it down!

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving grass sentience!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the sentient grass!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting people to enjoy your probings!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting them not to enjoy it!
[sup]My probes contain a drug that causes them to be in a constant euphoric state![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For being mean.

 

[Ren3004]

For not specifying which aspects.