The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting details!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting people get away with five kinds of murder!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I encourage all kinds of murder!

 

[Ren3004]

For not encouraging kidnapping as well.

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting people touch your pie!

 

[Ren3004]

For touching my pie.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I don't encourage kidnapping!
[sup]I do, including the kidnapping of princesses and keeping them in one of many castles. Preferably an other castle![/sup]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

For encouraging the continuation of a franchise that has long outstayed its worth.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I encourage every Evil and villainous deed!

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiring your own impostor!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I hired him.
[sup]I've taken his soul and now he has no choice but to work for me![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not paying him.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I should pay my slaves!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to annoy my family!

 

[Ren3004]

For not annoying his family himself.

 

[Desert Warrior]

For not annoying his Family to death yet!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For annoying himself to death and back!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For not thinking "That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to annoy me to death and back too, just because you forgot to ask his autograph!
[sup]FOOL, you should know by now that I can't die![/sup]