The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to go back to my infinite stomach state!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For being an Overly Anorexic Transvestite that sawed off your own body!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I used a saw...

 

[Lambi]

For Pony!

[sup]If you read the webcomic Looking For Group you get it...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for laughing at someone who lost their foot while dancing on a treadmill!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Richard, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Lord of the Dance, Mistress of Magma, and mayor of a little village up the coast!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving a hole in your chest the size of a terrier.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What chest?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for flipping into a car while a clown screamed for mercy.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For laughing at that clown for his foolishness in thinking that I ever show mercy!

 

[reg42]

For not running in terror at the sight of a clown!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Why should I?
The clown is running in terror at the thought of me!"

 

[reg42]

For dressing up as a clown to scare the clown!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to smile!

 

[reg42]

For having an arm only a mother could love!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not loving your own army!

 

[reg42]

For thinking I'm talking about armies!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not talking about armies!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving pieces of your fingers all over the room!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing my cake.