The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Desert Warrior]

For "Yes my liege."
*Is a Necromancer Lord of Change*

 

[Desert Warrior]

For *Turns into a Lich now*

 

[Desert Warrior]

For *Is Undead so cannot die..Due to being a Magic Undead*

 

[Desert Warrior]

For thats my job!
*Turns the Gold Ball into a balloon and throws a dart at it*

 

[Desert Warrior]

For thinking i know any other character from that crappy video game series other then Ganon!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being indignant when I asked for a pet monkey!

 

[Lambi]

For not asking for a pet Cthulhu instead!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For...Well...You're not a troll!....Your Lambi!
*Tackle hugs*

 

[Desert Warrior]

For not keeping it in a Honey-Cupboard like winnie the pooh!
God i loved winnie the poof when i was little...NOSTALGIA!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For "What'sch you 'saych im'sch pisshed?"
*Staggers around a bit singing Mr Sandman*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Para having a new avatar!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For not ever changing his Avatar!

 

[reg42]

For changing his avatar twice already!

 

[Neonbob]

...for intimidating small children without a good reason!