The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for renewing your own contract!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for renewing Satan's contract as God.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lifting your ear to the ceiling!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for lifting my ceiling to the ground!

[sup]Also, Empy's back in PRIATE. Go say hi. NAO![/sup]

 

[Desert Warrior]

For "THAT ORPHANAGE ATTACKED ME!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not starting a fight against homeless children.

 

[Desert Warrior]

For "I ate the Nun who was the Matron..Then they started throwing brussel sprouts at me..My only weakness..."
@Sass for being my best friend on here!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For "But you are one of my best friends as well"
*Dies bloodily because Swollen Goat murdered me in cold cold cold blood*

 

[Neonbob]

...for lying to all of us in small text!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting me into your heart only to make me shut up!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting air holes in your coffin!