The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For having student loans!

 

[reg42]

For flipping that flapjack!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For tripping over it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting cerberus out of his cage too early!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking any time is to early to free my pet!

 

[Ren3004]

For spending triple on dog food.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking he eats dog food!
[sup]He eats the souls of those who would enter my domain uninvited![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it was only 10 years.
10 billion years is more like it.

 

[reg42]

For using large numbers!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For smashing yourself to pieces!

 

[reg42]

For giving me the hammer beer which lead to me getting smashed!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For accepting the hammerbeer!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining your legs!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I ruined them.
[sup]I created them because I decided it might be interesting to have a body for a while.
Though I decided not to go with that inferior Model Human![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for smoking in front of me for years!
[sup]Suuure. You didn't fall off a building because you were negligent at all.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I fell of a building.
[sup]I jumped off because I needed to test the prototype for my new legs.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking there is a difference.
[sup]Gravity still won[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking gravity won!
[sup]You really have no idea...
Gravity, time, reality, common sense, logic, things like that don't exist around me, not in the way you know them![/sup]

 

[cheese_wizington]

For writin' all tineh, hurtin' meh elderleh eyes.

Edit: Well I lucked out in trying to reply to Neon but whatever....