The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For foolish fish!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting people to run into electric fences!

 

[Lambi]

For brain surgery gone wrong!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it went wrong.
My chainsaw had the exact impact I thought it would have on the subjects brain, the experiment was a triumph! I'm making a not here HUGE SUCCESS! It's hard to over state my satisfaction...

 

[Lambi]

For taking the cake and not eating it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For assuming the Party-Escort-Submission-Position!

 

[reg42]

For causing untold destruction!

 

[Neonbob]

...for applying too much pressure to the leg!

 

[reg42]

For putting these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

 

[Neonbob]

...for tarnishing that line!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For helping us help you help us all!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to frame your neighbor!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not helping me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a hypnotoad!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting hypnotized to think thoughts which are ridiculous beyond compare!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting your face in my leg!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For face-planting into a cactus!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to pay your student loans!