The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for filling up my trash can!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating my trash can.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not publishing your discounted prices on a website!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not giving me a chance yet.

 

[Neonbob]

...for needing another chance to sing.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for pretending this is American Idol.

 

[reg42]

For confussling the little people!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting your mind wander into a land mine

 

[reg42]

For placing the land mines there to begin with!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to check where you step!

 

[reg42]

For wanting me to watch my step!

 

[Neonbob]

...for attacking a priest!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not providing me with more priests!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For giving me your nuclear launch codes and access to your control-panel knowing I would abuse them.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking you could abuse a privilege I gave freely.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing others may see it as abuse when I nuke orphanages, monuments, retirement homes and candy-stores.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking what others think matters to me at all.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not caring what others think.
[sup]How do you expect to get hated enough if you don't make them suffer enough?[/sup]