The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you have a base!
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for holding something that only exists to me.

 

[reg42]

For not sharing existence!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you want existence!
[sup]Seriously, it's nothing but a pain![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for pretending you found my dime!

 

[Hazy]

For making Shamu cry!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking so long to show up in a place that could use your attention!

 

[Hazy]

For waiting on m-

No, wait, that's actually quite flattering...


For using Nukes! Your untold ecological damage makes me cringe!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting an emphasis on such a wonderfully brutal game!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For playing Manhunt!

 

[Hazy]

For negating to use the glass!

Glass > Bags

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me what it's about.
[sup]Yes, I'm too lazy to use google![/sup]

 

[reg42]

For "You kill people and... Yeah"!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, duh...
Anything else?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for falling asleep when people needed you!

 

[reg42]

For... *Snoring sounds*

@Rex: There's a storyline or something, but it's not very strong from what I can remember.