The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for plugging things into places they should not go!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for owning Sean Connery's mucus.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not thinking of that sooner.

 

[Neonbob]

...for eating all my chips while I wasn't looking!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for chipping the podium.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for running his legs through the wood-chipper.

[sup]I told you that they don't belong in there.

And now I must be off for the night.
*flies away on magic panda*[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for sleeping during my performance!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to expect you to expect whatever you expect me to expect you to expect!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For gathering forces in m'Fringe!
"...And I HATE IT when people gather forces in m' Fringe!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting hydraulic buffers in your forehead!

 

[reg42]

For shooting down that helichopper!

 

[Neonbob]

...for cutting a rope in half.

 

[Lambi]

For flying to Australia without the help of his trusty spoon!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining my base!