The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For using pie for serious business!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for using the funk for serious business.

 

[Lambi]

For beating me senseless with a spoon!

Spoiler

 

[Neonbob]

...for not fighting back with a spork!

 

[reg42]

For ripping of the knork!

 

[Neonbob]

...for redeeming yourself with porn!

 

[Neonbob]

...for combining too many people!
[sup]heh. I'll join. Don't expect too much knowledge, though.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not wanting people to expect much knowledge from you.
[sup]You wanna surprise them?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for blowing a nervous system into the sun!

 

[Lambi]

For hiding my stomach in the silverware!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For grilling the soap!

 

[Neonbob]

...for keeping your eyes in your head when I needed them for jelly!

 

[EqualNOpposite]

For nuking the whales. Really Bob, what else could I say?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not complaining about how he not gets the whales exterminated faster so he can get started on the next species!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making marzipan from elves and clocks.

 

[Neonbob]

...for cooking up a pile of pain.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wearing a monocle on his butt.

[sup]Monocles do not go there.[/sup]