The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for killing a banker!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for banking a killer.

 

[Neonbob]

...for excusing yourself to use the baseball bat.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for taking away grandma's bathroom privileges.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for using my bathroom privileges to stage illegal cock fights in the bathroom.

 

[Neonbob]

...for staging ladder wars!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for staging wars inside grandma.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being gone for so long!
[sup]But since you're back, I can start calling you a troll again![/sup]

 

[reg42]

For noticing that too!

 

[Lambi]

For pancakes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting less thought into your own life than you did while wondering how long it'd take for you to die from lack of oxygen!

 

[reg42]

For worrying about a small thing like "oxigun"

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting my toes in a vice grip, then lighting my fingernails on fire!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not invitig me to help with torturing you!

 

[Neonbob]

...for waiting for an invite!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for offering to shoot Furburt in the head.
[sup]Yes, I saw that comment.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not seeing that he requested it!
[sup]I'M BEING HELPFUL DAMMIT![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking he can!
[sup]He'll never succeed.
Evil wil always find a way![/sup]