The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for leaving me in the dark to deal with my demons

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing how lucky you are that I'm not there too!

 

[reg42]

For singing "We Will Rock You" ten thousand consecutive times!

 

[Neonbob]

...for spraying the wall with silly string!

 

[Ren3004]

For spraying the wall with blood.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too much mud in the room.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For harboring whales!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too many crashes in a minute!

 

[Neonbob]

...for enjoying the dogg!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For enjoying O.G. Loc's "music"!

 

[Neonbob]

...for watching NASCAR with a smile!

 

[Lambi]

For releasing the Kraken too early!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making me forget what was on TV!

 

[Lambi]

For not explaining the workings of a watermelon!

 

[Neonbob]

...for smashing my legos with a sledgehammer!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having your legos break his sledgehammer!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that I am the proper authority!

 

[Desert Warrior]

FOR BEING'SCH 'MAH SEECRET LOOOOOVER, HIC!
*is drunk on apple cidar*