The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For putting his monocle where the sun don't shine!

[sup]His wallet.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for covering his monocle with peanut butter and antelopes.

 

[Lambi]

For trying to hide his monocle in the cupboard!

[sup]Also, congrats on having 6K posts![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for burning all but the one monocle.

[sup]Why thank you.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wearing your monocle on your blind eye!
[sup]It really won't help![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wearing his grandmother's eye as a monocle.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For constantly making monoclous comments!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...monocle monocle monocle monocle.

[sup]Monocle.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for monocle love.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For NIGHTVISION!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for MONOCLEVISION!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for mocking monocles.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for looking so good while riding on his pterodactyl.

[sup]School life and social life got really hectic there for a while.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for frying Tim Burton on the surface of the sun.

[sup]It's utterly fantastic to be back. I missed this place and you guys.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating the last of Michael Jackson's chocolate bars.

[sup]Nah, I'm not much of a history buff. Though I saw (and joined) the Clutch group, which is awesome.[/sup]