The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for treating me like one of them.

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to let me spit on people.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I am people.

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting your ego get the best of your hair!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising my hair is my ego.

[sup]It grows longer the more ego I have.
And kudos for the middle finger post on some thread a few moments ago. Kudos.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for scarring your face with a blunt object!
[sup]Heh. Thanks!
I have it saved, since the thread is lost now. XD[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for scarring your face with a plaster!

[sup]Aye, shame about the thread being lost. But that's what happens when you appeal to 4chan for help, I guess.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not helping him with that!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For playing hydraulic accumulators as if they were a drum kit at said meetings!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for licking my tongue while I slept.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for never asking if I liked it in the first place.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking he has an ask-function.

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to push the correct button sequence!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I would push the correct button sequence and defuse that nuke!

 

[Lambi]

For sleeping with fishes!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, I don't think I'm gonna get 5000 posts before you get Neo, I'v just gotten Heart Gold and I'm too busy playing it too post here a lot..."