The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For being bear naked!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not letting me be pantsless in this unbearable heat.

 

[Neonbob]

...for keeping too many people in your house.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For returning from the ban!

 

[Lambi]

For not being noticable enough to get banned!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm noticeable.
I only get noticed when I want to get noticed!

 

[Lambi]

For not wanting to get noticed when his help was needed!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me my help was needed!
[sup]You could have just P.M.'ed me![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not seeing the bigger picture!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not seeing the invisible tigers.

 

[Lambi]

For not seeing his own eyes!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not seeing anything!

 

[Lambi]

For getting a free snow cone after firing every staff member!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not getting a free snow cone for firing every staff member!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting staff members in fiery pits.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing they're only fiery because that idiotic employee Satan broke my floor heating!

 

[Neonbob]

...for causing far too much drama for such a weird man.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Says the guy who gets himself banned on purpose!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for bouncing around in a shower.