The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For creating a black hole in his back yard!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you can stop him!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing existence means nothing to me.
[sup]One moment I never existed, the next I alway existed and usually I do both at the same time![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wearing pants made of hamsters!

 

[Lambi]

For "Yo momma!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, just like that!"

 

[Lambi]

For being an insufferable twat!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for inflating the ducks with methane.

 

[Lambi]

For killing bees with a hose!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making a bee bayonet.

 

[Lambi]

For beeing so grainy!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for beeing so punny.

[sup]"And then the ground opened up beneath them and they were both sucked into Pun Hell."
THE END[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not using bear puns instead!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not bearing with me.