The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For being taller than me.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being of an infinite size!

 

[Ren3004]

For being too big.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For
NEWGROUNDS
THE PROBLEMS OF THE FUTURE, TODAY
EVERYTHING, BY EVERYONE

KEVINBACON
KEVINBACON, BY KEVINBACON

 

[reg42]

For... Um... Kevin bacon I guess

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For leaving yourself behind in the Cave of Dispair!

 

[reg42]

For locking your mouth and throwing away the key!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting Furburt banned!
[sup]First Max and now Furburt?
Why? Why?[/sup]

 

[reg42]

For not realising that I got Neonbob and TheNumbero1Zero banned too!
[sub]April Fools![/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting about Hubilub, Sas and Ren!
[sup]Seriously, did they have to ban every well-known user?
Yes, I know what day it is!

Well, at least they didn't get Lambi...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For mentioning me!

[sup]Shush! I want my Neo! Only 19 days until then...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having to wait for your Neo!
[sup]Maybe if I quickly post 1346 more posts, I can get it before you do...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For trying to get Neo before me!

[sup]A challenge, you say?
IT'S ON![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not noticing I've already started working on it.
[sup]I've already posted at least 2 posts in threads other than this one!
One in your hug thread![/sup]

 

[reg42]

For "Hey, I want a Neo too..."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, then start posting!"

 

[Lambi]

For "You two are close enough to challenge each other. So why don't we see which one of you two gets Neo first? And if either one of you gets it before me?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I'm working on it. Reminds me a bit of when I was running up to post 1000..."

 

[Lambi]

For working so hard to get Neo!

[sup]You can do it![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I can do it!