The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for releasing the monkeykraken!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oh whatever!"
*Releases C'thulhu*

 

[Neonbob]

...for blaming millions of things on parasites!

 

[reg42]

For stepping on all my beauties!

 

[Ren3004]

For following March Mayhem with his eyes.
[sub]You stalker![/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For stalking him when he's out stalking!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting carpathia in hell!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, I thought it was time to get a bigger ship for transporting the souls of the dead over the Styx!"

 

[reg42]

For not downsizing in this economy!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I care about the economy of mortals!
[sup]As long as mortals keep dieing, the Hell's economy will keep getting better![/sup]

 

[reg42]

For not seeing that the devil is totally gonna pwn yo ass once the economy is up!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling a hooker Madam.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for calling me a slut.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not shaying that in chrazy Dutch vay.

[sup]woo, bad stereotyping![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for slowing time to a crawl!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For really bad stereotyping!
[sup]You forgot the cheese...[/sup]

@reg42
"I don't need to worry about the devil...
He works for me, but only until I get back home and fire him for breaking my floor heating!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for allowing your employees to have souls!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I pay them in souls!
[sup]They get 1 soul for every 1000 souls they process...
See? I take very good care of my employees![/sup]