The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the way I tied your upper lip to a rocket when it was about to launch!

 

[Neonbob]

...for interrupting the credits!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For rolling the credits before the end!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For lying!
[sup]You never had a credit card![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For posting fun facts which don't seem to be so much fun!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For telling stories which aren't fantasy, science fiction or horror!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a pawn of the titans!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting the titans pawn your belongings!

 

[reg42]

For letting the dogs out!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

@Goat
I didn't have to release the Kraken because it was already released!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Very well!"

*Pushes button to open Kraken Bay #2*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oh right, Kraken Bay #2 is temporary food warehouse for the Kongs..."
*Pushes button to open Kraken Bay #3*

 

[Ren3004]

For not being sexier.