The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For
"SHAKE IT!
SHAKE IT!
SHAKE IT LIKE A SWORD WITH A DEAD GUY ON IT!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for impaling people on toothpicks.

 

[reg42]

For burgers at dawn!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For walking the plank!

 

[Ren3004]

For walking the line.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For crossing the line!

 

[Lambi]

For breaking the line!

 

[Neonbob]

...for manning your own horn!

 

[Lambi]

For sipping on the drink of reality!

 

[Neonbob]

...for mixing your drink with gasoline.

 

[Lambi]

For feeding my pet dog to your pet piranahs!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For feeding his pet piranahs to me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to be fancy at a ball!

 

[reg42]

For trying to dance away the night!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking this simple Doomsday Device is fancy!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to make me believe falsehoods!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to believe falsehoods!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting worthless stuff in a safe!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For breaking into a decoy-safe!