The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for making horrible songs and selling them to famous people!

 

[Lambi]

For seeing red when his finger got stained!

[sup]And thanks for the congrats on the last page, Neonbob![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking your legs in an attempt to outrun a car!
[sup]wait, what? Getting to this one?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being quiet when the grown-ups are speaking!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to behave at all.

 

[Lambi]

For speaking gibberish in the nick of time!

[sup]@Neonbob: You congratulated me on getting to 20K posts on the last page. I was tahnking you for that.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving me in charge of the feet.
[sup]Oh! Right! Well, you're quite welcome then.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For short-circuiting!

 

[Neonbob]

...for flipping through channels like a madman, and never settling on any show!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For tunneling through a hole!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving people alone while they bled out!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I had other people to make bleed!

 

[reg42]

For not washing up afterwords!

 

[Neonbob]

...for killing a bigass monkey!

 

[Ren3004]

For being such a bad person.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being such an edible person.

 

[Lambi]

For collecting shrimps!

[sup]Also...
*Points at post count*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for covering my collection in tartar sauce.

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[Lazy Kitty]

For collecting tartar sauce!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for tying his upper lip to that eighteen wheeler.