The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for blasting across the universe with your ass!

 

[reg42]

For being a blister mister!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being covered in blisters!

 

[reg42]

For "OHMYGODIMDYINGHELPME"!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to help you!
[sup]I'm sorry (not really), but I'm the malevolent type of god![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for elongating your tongue

 

[Lambi]

For not seeing I have over NINE THOUSAAAND!!! 20K posts!

 

[reg42]

For not having that many posts!
[sub]lewl n00b[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hypocrisy!

 

[Lambi]

For not spending enough time on the Escapist!

[sup]Seriously, are the majority of your posts here?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking your back in time for the olympics!
[sup]And congrats to you, Lambi![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RAM!"

@Lambi
Yes, the majority of all posts I posted in my life are in this thread!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking so long to forget your dance.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to forget how to perform the Dance of Doom (Madness Edition)!
[sup]The dance that once I perform it, the livestock mysteriously dies, disease-spreading vermin starts taking over the streets and burning-dogs start raining from the sky![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for smashing your boat into a rowboat.
[sup]Damn paddleboat bully![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Robot Pirates!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "PRIATE!"