The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for not killing Poseidon!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking both the red and blue pills.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "He can't, I ate all of them!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for blowing off all your assignments!

 

[reg42]

For assigning people to different working environments!

 

[Neonbob]

...for abandoning the mines!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For abandoning yourself!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Poor Aliens!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being peppy as a spit-fuck.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being less peppy than me!

 

[reg42]

For being peptastic!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being peperoni!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting margarine in my cookies!

 

[reg42]

For sounding off the alarm!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting a page all wet!

 

[reg42]

For tucking a sausage under a tree!

 

[Neonbob]

...for discouraging children!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For encouraging him to discourage children!