The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For never coloring the O's in verbs!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For burning them all to a crisp!

 

[reg42]

For making a gas fire!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Thank you for dining Church of England, cake or death?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for sitting so damn weird!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I'm sitting.

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling the placement of your ass on a horizontal surface anything but sitting!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I have an ass.

 

[reg42]

For talking about the man's ass!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blinking too often!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for blinking normally. *Blinks sideways*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not blinking backwards!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a friendly sonovawhore!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being an unfriendly sonovawhore!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not getting to know me better!

 

[reg42]

For being an elusive creature!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting plastic in your brain!

 

[reg42]

For being insane in the membrane!

 

[Neonbob]

...for riding a bike on an information minorhighway!