The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to shut me down.
Now I'll have to make you walk the plank!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for replacing your malfunctioning leg with a wooden one.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

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[reg42]

For changing Frieza into a catgirl!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the catgirl...
*Suddenly throws a big red ball of lasery doom onto the planet*
"Namek's gonna explode in 5 minutes!"

 

[reg42]

For "You lost those powers when you became a catgirl"!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "You think so? You better think again! I don't have the Lazer Cat perk for nothing!"

 

[reg42]

For "Noooooooo! Not the Lazer Cat perk!"

 

[Ren3004]

For choosing that instead of sneaking cat.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I would need to sneak...
Say hello to Pandor...

 

[reg42]

For "wow, everyone's changing their avatars now"!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to adapt to a new landscape!

 

[Neonbob]

...for holding people in a cell for a year!

 

[reg42]

For that Austrian thing!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For that German thing!

 

[Neonbob]

...for never using proper nouns properly!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For never using improper nouns improperly!