The Guy above me is a troll because...

[reg42]

For driving off the diving board!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting people slap your junk with rackets!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not covering the rackets with marmalade first.

 

[Ren3004]

For WTF!?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for WTBACON!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for double-posting! You asshat! How could you?!

 

[reg42]

For shouting at yourself!

 

[Neonbob]

...for staying in ice for too long!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not staying in ice long enough.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to melt the ice!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to melt the lava.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I need to try such a thing...
I just do it!

 

[Lambi]

For rushing the hour by two minutes!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating raw cat.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a neenja!

@Lambi
For making me change my avatar!
[sup]Now I'm gonna get confused when looking at my own posts![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not being used to changing avatars!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a robot pirate.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "We are the Robot Pirates!
We are made out of metal from our heads to our privates!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for shaking it like a sword with a dead guy on it.