The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Poopie McGhee]

...For... What?
[sub]seriously, what?[/sub]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For Falling prey to my diabolical plans for domination of pretzels...
[sub]And being on the parliamentary precipice of pancake's priesthood's penis[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for furiously flinging five fat flute fucking furries for fun.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...for drilling into the earth and releasing ancient demons to run a global diet pill pyramid scheme...
[sub]all out of alliterations[/sub]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For being oh so clever.
[sub]sorry that I edited it[/sub]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For mocking my not mocking... Or something...
[sub]Damn, kush's awesome[/sub]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

... for fluffing the pillows, when I like them not fluffed...
[sub]Yes, that's what I meant, I think... [/sub]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For knowing he has gout caused by me, and not meat and wine and shit...
[sub]I did then...[/sub]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For being an old man in a mask all along.
[sub]Yes, very much so, I'm surprised I can even do text editing[/sub]

[sup]Edit: Whoa, I flipped that around well... XD[/sup]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For being on his phone, I'm not... I'm in the computer, eating all the bytes... Nom
[sub]what kind of phone? my ipod touch keeps me logged in, it's kind of like a phone, except it doesn't have one...[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for eating memory like a rogue program!