The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for blasting through reasoning!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...for nuking whales...
[sub]Serves them right[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring the rules of the road!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For eating young offspring of plants.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not changing your diet to contain more human!

 

[Neonbob]

...for spreading power to those who are in useless places.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

For... Fuck it... For some reason that I haven't even thought of...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not doing something more Evil!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting orphans in blenders with cats!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For using the hands of small children as ornaments.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having something against that!

 

[Neonbob]

...for hanging bananas in slingshots!

 

[Simalacrum]

...for nuking whales!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For being a banana hammock.
[sup]G'nite[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wreaking havoc with bananas!

 

[reg42]

For smearing tooth paste all over those chickens!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wrapping your legs around a nurse!

 

[reg42]

For "Helloooo Nurse!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For quoting stuff!

 

[Neonbob]

...for messing with quotes!