The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Aggressor and Usurper]

For making the whales a splode.

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting on a bad phone call!

 

[reg42]

For getting your dead on!

 

[Neonbob]

...for buying another mario game!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not beating him until he buys a Pokémon game instead!

 

[reg42]

For "I've never brought a Mario game in my life"!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not buying more Pokémon games!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating his own face without Tabasco sauce.

 

[Desert Warrior]

For i have seventy-two wives!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Are they sisters of eachother? Otherwise you have seventy-two mothers-in-law..."

 

[reg42]

For that positive double negetive!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For all the positively neutral negativity!

 

[reg42]

For getting a little help from your friends!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not giving him more help!

 

[Asturiel]

For being a dark person.

Thats right I said it.

 

[reg42]

For "Watch, he's going to cook you in evil sauce"!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blowing smoke out of your nose!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For relocating random rabit!

 

[Neonbob]

...for abusing your power over kitties!