The Guy above me is a troll because...

[reg42]

For putting people out just to set them back on fire!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not seeing the fun in that...
[sup]That way they suffer longer![/sup]

 

[reg42]

For being pure evil!
[sub]You'd think I would've learned that a while ago[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having learned that a long time ago!
[sup]Or maybe you just forgot...
In cases of Pure Evil that's usually a bad idea...[/sup]

 

[reg42]

For teaching me the hard way!
[sub]Yeah, hopefully next time I see a person with red eyes and a cloak made of fire I'll steer clear.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Or you bring 'em some souls...
Not from footwear though...
That always ends bad..."

 

[reg42]

For "It gives them the impression that you don't think their shoes are nice.
They don't like that."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing it's because most of us have claws and can't wear shoes, so over the ages it's become an insult!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving his location to a make shift government of chickens.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking there's any difference to the way it was before...
Except that those new politicians seem smarter...

 

[reg42]

For putting four people on the roof!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for insulting politicians.

[sup]They do a damn fine job and in no way fuck anything up!
... ...*Bursts out laughing*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for admitting to something he loves!
[sup]Freak! *Burns Goat*[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For burning Goat all by yourself!
[sup]How selfish![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being harmful to my health!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For caring about something that only matters to mortals!