The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not thinking I haven't.

[sup]It plays DVD's, not games. Which is confusing and annoying as fuck.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not being boss enough.
[sub]Well, shit! I'm guessing you'll have to send it away to "St. Bill's Hospital".
Oh, and Vee says I can act like J.D. So you can start calling me girls' names.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I have beaten it with a brick.
[sup]Yep. Or just trade it in to a dodgy shop. *Shrugs*
And very well, Michelle! When did this happen, anyways?
And I'd see you later on. Dinner and stuff to do.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not beating it with a shovel.
[sub]Oh, yesterday, Dr. Cox. I was talking to Vee and... you know, I think we're really getting along well. Do you think I should ask her out sometime?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not thinking I didn't so that.

[sup]Ah...OK, Lauren. And you are asking me?
And I go now. see ya later.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not doing it longer.
[sub]Wait, Dr. Cox!
*thinks to self* Yeah, that means he's starting to like me.
*smiles*[/sub]

 

[reg42]

For taking on the world - and winning!

 

[Ren3004]

For losing the world to me.

 

[Neonbob]

...for setting up the wrong kind of party!

 

[Ren3004]

For crashing my party.

 

[Neonbob]

...for keeping a life secret!

 

[Ren3004]

For leading a double life.

 

[Neonbob]

...for blowing off our engagement!

 

[Ren3004]

For blowing up our house.

 

[reg42]

For starting a forest fire!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not getting him to put a city on fire!
[sup]Do I have to do everything myself?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting out of my way only to leap into the arms of a fat man with horrible intentions!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing my intentions are worse!

EDIT: Oh wait... Were you talking about my intentions?

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to rescue someone!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not liking it when I rescue people from life!