The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being envious of the glory that is the Chinchilla-Pants!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you can keep him from stealing your pants if he wants them!

 

[Neonbob]

...for submitting me for a weird contest!

 

[reg42]

For referencing Monty Python all the time!
[sub]Oh wait, that's me...[/sub]
For smelling of elderberry!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blowing off our meeting!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing he had to go to a more important meeting!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For being a rabbit scurrying down it's hole.

 

[reg42]

For eating all my chops!

 

[Neonbob]

...for busting your own chops!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For chopping you own bust!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking my straw away!

 

[Lambi]

For eating all the eggs with a fork!

 

[reg42]

For flicking me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *flick*

 

[Neonbob]

....for allowing people to poke your soul!

 

[Lambi]

For using a soul punch on a soulless being!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For knowing about my soullessness!

 

[Lambi]

For "You won't shut up about it!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For paying too much attention!

 

[Neonbob]

...for dodging my inquisition!