The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not working then!

[sup]OK then. Shall I tighten them?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not enjoying the health of his...thingys.

[sup]Hmm...I haven't got any weights.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting me in chains!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for helping me derail a thread with talk about the basement!

[sup]@Neon: Ah, first time derailing a thread. It was goooooood.
And fine, Goat. *Ties to door*[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not commenting on my new giggling avy!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

For not having an avvy...
(Didn't show up for me)

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Lambi:

For allowing flying monkeys to steal your avatar!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting a custom title!

 

[Neonbob]

...for yelling at him about that!

 

[reg42]

For screaming your head off!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to sew it back on!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trusting him enough to allow him to sew it back on!
[sup]FOOL![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to let me touch your skin!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to touch it!
[sup]You'll be incinerated if you touch it and you still have lots of whales left to nuke![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having such soft and supple skin.

[sup]Must...make...Rex coat...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding too much stuff in your pants!