The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I was here before the empty space!

 

[Neonbob]

...for protesting the death penalty!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking the death penalty is sufficient!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

... for being a big meanie...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being on my friends list and hiding from me! *Pounces McGee*

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting on a rock!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting off the rock!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for throwing a ro -*THUD! THUD! Dragging sounds* [sup]GOAT!!! LEMME GO![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not shutting me up properly!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not checking my pockets.

[sup]I always keep a spare.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for mixing work with pleasure.

[sup]I thought we just swapped on a whim?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking things when he shouldn't be thinking at all!

[sup]Do you want them loosened then?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking up with MacGuyver!