The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For steering us into a puddle of oil!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I caused his autopilot to do that!

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding in metal!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for playing Frisbee with a chicken.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For playing Chicken Kicking and not inviting me to join!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting armor on a bulldozer!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ...wait, how is that a troll thing, he has an armoured bull-dozer now.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not remembering that rampaging guy in an armored bulldozer!

 

[reg42]

For Skinny Puppy!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
*Starts laughing in a manner too Evil, maniacal and sinister to translate to tex.
Please update your Evildrivers to the newest version.*

 

[reg42]

For that little BSoD!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining a perfectly good date!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting him ruin your date!

 

[Neonbob]

...for exciting too many people!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being so easily excited!

 

[reg42]

For overdoing the happy pills!

 

[Sassafrass]

....for not sharing those happy pills around.

 

[reg42]

For not realising that they're actually petrol pills!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking a demo offline!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For engaging the whales before you were ready!