The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I'd ever do that!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing that with a maniacal laugh!
[sup]Wait, that's not trollish! Everything should be done with a maniacal laugh![/sup]

 

[reg42]

For being evol!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being ignorant of rules!

 

[reg42]

For being a no-good do-gooder!

 

[Neonbob]

...for doing too much good!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a good-for-nothing goody-two-shoes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for repeating a thing!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I didn't repeat anything! I just rephrased it!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for fixing your own car!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to pay someone else to do it!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For missing the poopie man yesterday.
[sub]...all out of kush [/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not tracking those glasses better!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...for getting ninja'd by me.

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling your mother three times a week!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...for being a bad offspring.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being an offspring!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...for being hatched from empty space...