The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for not working it out on your own!
[sup]ORLY. [/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me think!
[sup]OK RLY?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting a water wedgie!
[sup]Yus.
*licks*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not taking part in the bungie wedgie.

[sup]Mmm~[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for loving wedgies enough to make fantasies about them!
[sup]You still taste goooood[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for...look, shiny things!
[sup]Why, thank you.[/sup]

Spoiler: Plus, this pic creeps me out

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to confuse meeee!
[sup]Ye're welcome. And I want one of those damn dogs![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being easily confused.
[sup]Ye're kind.[/sup]

Spoiler: And what about now?

[sup]Actually, that first pic would make a great avy...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For posting those pictures, knowing my curiosity is too strong!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being too curious for his own sanity?

[sup]Did they freak you out a bit?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "Oddly enough, only the normal one. And a bit. I'm almost too scared to look out my window, which I always face when at my computer..."

 

[Neonbob]

...for loving my fingers!

 

[Lambi]

For being so finger lickin' good!

 

[Neonbob]

...for placing your head on a plate!

 

[Lambi]

For not seeing if it's a silver plate!

 

[Neonbob]

...for caring about the color!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it's the color he cares about while he cares about the material!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For not giving me the love i deserve!
*slaps*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to be loved!

*TROUT-SLAP!*

 

[Desert Warrior]

FOR BEING 'MAH SECRET LOVER!
*IAMTEHJUGGERNAUTBITCH-SLAPS*