The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For using the cruise control for cool!

 

[reg42]

For grouping the world into one giant bouncy ball!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For jumping to conclusions!

@Furburt

For thinking I care what gets hit on the planet!
I'll be in my Space Fortress of Doom if you need me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for judging a telephone!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For creeping around in small alleys!

@Furburt
For thinking I use current generation SCUDs!
[sup]I use first generation SCUDs and with the money I saved I built a Space-Fortess of Doom...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for lambasting a tree!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for covering babies in gum.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting covered in gum!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for attaching gum cannons to the ship.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the gum cannons!
[sup]There are also planet-destroying lasercannons...[/sup]

 

[reg42]

For being a gummy bear with a rocket launcher!
[sub]Damn that would be awesome[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "A game where you play a gummy bear with a rocket launcher?"

 

[reg42]

For "Yeah, just imagine the gummy-carnage"!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oooh, carnage... I love carnage!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for yelling at the people in charge of a track!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the way I yell at them!

 

[Neonbob]

...for using a shiny knife!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for using a blunt one.