The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Hazy]

For nuking my whale brethren!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sharing blood with those filthy things!

 

[Hazy]

For insulting my whale brethren!
Namely my sister!

En garde!

 

[Neonbob]

...for obscuring my vision with his tainted family tree!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not nuking him for being part whalr!

 

[Hazy]

For suggesting he nuke me based on being 1/56th whale.
Draw your blade!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me what the other 55/56th part is!

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing up fractions in a decimal based system!

 

[Hazy]

For never telling me how efficient you are in mathematics!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting a very inefficient operation of numbers!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not nuking him for being part whale, not telling me what the other part is and for underestimating you mathematical capacities!
[sup]Which you definitely need for aiming your nukes...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a cathartic monkey!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having finished nuking the whales yet!
[sup]If they're not exterminated by Monday, you're fired![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I'm in a position to be fired!
[sup]Fool. I'm self employed.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking self-employment can stop me from firing you!
[sup]There are many ways to fire a person... like out of a cannon for example...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for threatening me with FUN!
[sup]ooh! YAAAAY! Doo it![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I always threaten people with fun!
[sup]What's not to like about firing someone into the sun?[/sup]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For Being made of clay.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...for Being a goat that's swollen.
[sub]Nothing... 'net's fucking up though... [/sub]